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He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
-Okay, get out.
- Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
- I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.
- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.
- Your place or mine?
- Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Guy: What're you doing Friday night?
Girl: Not you.
-I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
-I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
- Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
-Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
-Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason
- Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U